Class: Class of '18Residential College: MCHigh School: The Sound School
Group Years: The Spizzwinks of
Known for:Tasteful button-downsBio:With political connections from the CT Board of Ed to the Russian mob - and more Italian heritage than a plate of veal scallopini - Jake is the Spizzwink(?) most likely to be a mafioso. You could call Jake a social justice warrior, but he’s more like a social justice hurricane. Jake’s interests include social constructs, constructive criticism, deconstructivism, construction workers, and vegetarian sailing.