Class: Class of '12+1Residential College: MCHigh School: Greely High School
Group Years: The Spizzwinks of
Haggis and Spare Parts
Known for:The Environment, bladder control.Bio:Eli is by far the most sustainably sustainability-conscious Spizzwink(?), despite his need to eat continuously throughout the day. With hypnotic eyes and perfect hair, Eli may succeed in convincing you of his innocence, but beneath his angelic exterior lives a nefarious and oddly serpentine fiend capable of unimaginable evil. You'd best keep him on your side.